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NICK’S PICKS: THE BEST OF 2010

Posted in 2011, Best Of Lists, Nick Cato Reviews with tags , , , , , , on January 6, 2011 by knifefighter

(Editor’s Note: Now that Michael and I have had our say, we asked each of our regular contributors to assemble a Best of 2010 list, too. So here’s Nick Cato to kick them off ~ LLS)

NICK’S 2010 PICKS
By Nick Cato

While I went on a huge retro-kick this past year (seeing many midnight classics AT midnight in New York City, including re-releases of PINK FLAMINGOS, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE WARRIORS, ERASERHEAD and THE HOLY MOUNTAIN), I only managed to see 11 new films in the theater, and two new ones on DVD. So, instead of a typical Top Ten list (being I can’t do one!), here’s the eleven films I caught this past year at my local cinema…with a quick review (full reviews can be seen on the monthly archives).

-THE CRAZIES remake was a lot better than I expected. While it didn’t capture the tone of George Romero’s 1973 original, it was quite an entertaining film.

-I was lucky enough to see an advanced screening of SLIME CITY MASSACRE, the long-awaited sequel to Greg Lamberson’s 1989 SLIME CITY. If you like gooey, trashy films a’ la Troma, make sure to catch this one on DVD or if it hits your town.

-The Brooklyn Academy of Music was the scene for a screening of SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD, the sixth Romero zombie outing. While I enjoyed it better than DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007), the film suffers from ridiculous dialogue. I’m hoping George is done with the undead now (although at a Q&A after the film he said they might be doing two more zombie films based on characters from DIARY. I’m not too thrilled).

-CROSPEY was a very well done documentary about a true crime case on Staten Island, New York, that took place in the late 70s / early 80s. The film includes disturbing footage of a former mental institution (taken from an old Geraldo Rivera special report) and some in-depth interviews with those who knew the alleged kidnapper/killer in focus.

-Sage Stallone’s Grindhouse Releasing has been getting some great films into theaters over the past several years, but this time they delivered a real treat: a never-before-released sequel to a little gem titled MASSACRE MAFIA STYLE (also known as THE EXECUTIONER from 1978), titled GONE WITH THE POPE. While I think four people in the packed theater even saw the first one, POPE is a stand-alone gangster epic with an absurd plot: the mob kidnaps the Pope and holds him ransom until every Catholic in the world sends them 50 cents! (Or a dollar—I forgot). Make sure to check the DVD when it’s released. Gangster fans will laugh till it hurts.

-ALL ABOUT EVIL was the directorial debut of drag queen Peaches Christ. It’s a fun little horror/gore comedy about a female theater owner who becomes a snuff film director by accident. Natasha Leonne is amazing as psycho director Deborah Tennis, and John Waters regular Mink Stole makes an appearance along with a nice, psychotronic cast. Some of us got to see this with an opening stage show that was like the bastard child of Rocky Horror. Easily the most fun I’ve had in a theater all year.

-I was thrilled to see a real film version of MACHETE (a fake trailer for it was part of the GRINDHOUSE double feature in 2007). There’s a lot of great gore scenes and Danny Trejo is to-die-for as the title character, but the ending fight between him and Steven Seagal was just SO ridiculous I felt like the director went out of his way to insult the audience. It’s fun with that one major flaw.

-Surprisingly intense for a PG-13 rated film, THE LAST EXORCISM is a must-see for fans of exorcism films. This time everything is seen from the point of view of a Protestant minister who openly admits he’s not a genuine exorcist…but when he confronts a girl who might actually be possessed, he begins to take his life-long, traditional faith seriously. A refreshing Christian character and some well-done spook-outs made this one of my favorites of the year.

-PIRANHA 3-D was gory, silly, and had more boobs per square inch than a wet t-shirt contest in a closet. It’s all goofy fun, but I think it would’ve been just as fun in 2-D (the film had a couple of 3-D effects added after the film was completed). Richard Dreyfus has a cameo that’ll make JAWS fans squeak in geek glory, and Ving Rhames is a small town cop who puts an outboard motor to good, bloody use. At least it was better than your standard SyFy channel killer animal flick…

-The remake of I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE featured some truly brutal revenge/kill sequences, but the tone that made the 1978 original so hard to watch is nowhere to be found. Star Sarah Butler does a fine job in Camille Keaton’s iconic role, but the audience is expected to accept a little TOO much here. Bottom line: ENOUGH with the remakes!

-Love it or hate it, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 delivered everything the original did, and this time the ending was perfect. I can’t understand why so many horror fans hate these two films…they play on your imagination and if you allow yourself to go with it, there’s no reason you shouldn’t have a blast (and even get a little creeped-out, too). GREAT job here.

-I’m very happy I rented Dario Argento’s latest film, GIALLO, on cable Pay Per View, as the film was pulled after its star Adrien Brody decided to sue the producers! (Google the story for more info. I’m sure it’ll eventually be re-released on DVD). This is no masterpiece, but if you take it as a spoof of the whole “giallo” thing (which apparently Argento himself did), you might enjoy yourself. I did.

-THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE earned this year’s reputation as the “sickest” film to see, and while it is quite grim (especially the ultra-dark ending), there’s plenty worse out there. It’s a decent take on the mad scientist thing, and I’m looking forward to the sequel (which last I heard had a 12-person ‘pede!).

-END-

© Copyright 2011 by Nick Cato

Cinema Knife Fight Presents: THE BEST OF 2010

Posted in 2011, Best Of Lists, Cinema Knife Fights with tags , , , , , on January 5, 2011 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: THE BEST MOVIES OF 2010
by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares

(The Scene: An old-style art deco movie palace. MICHAEL ARRUDA & LL SOARES are dressed in tuxedos. They are sipping champagne, with LL’s being a darker shade of red than Michael’s.)

MA: Happy New Year, everyone!

LS: Yes, Happy New Year!

MA: We’re ringing in the New Year with our picks for the Top 5 Best Movies of 2010, based on films we saw and reviewed for this site. I’m also sticking to horror/science fiction movies, while LL has decided to include non-genre films as well.

LS: Bully for you! I bet you think you’re special or something!

MA: Ahem. I’ll start.

My pick for my Number 5 movie of 2010 is SPLICE, the science fiction thriller starring Adrien Brody. This slick science fiction flick was surprisingly adult and featured a well written screenplay by director Vincenzo Natali and Antoinette Terry Bryant, as well as fine performances by Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley as the two scientists who create a new life form in their laboratory.

I wasn’t expecting much from this one and ended up liking it a lot. I enjoyed its story, and I also liked that it didn’t deteriorate into a melodramatic horror tale, but pretty much remained a solid science fiction movie throughout.

Well-made, well-written, and well-acted, SPLICE is well worth your time.

LS: I liked SPLICE a lot, too. I thought it was a really entertaining story, and well-acted. It even went a few places I didn’t think it would have the guts to, so that was a nice surprise. Adrien Brody actually turned a few solid performances in 2010, and is starting to become a real genre mainstay. I wonder if his career will continue to go in that direction, instead of the more arty films he made his reputation on, such as his Oscar-winning performance in Roman Polanski’s THE PIANIST (2002). And, aside from Brody and Polley, I also want to point out the terrific performance by Delphine Chaneac as Dren, the life form they create.

MA: I actually didn’t enjoy Dren as much as you did.

LS: For my Number 5 choice, it’s a tie, between my two favorite remakes of 2010. The first is THE WOLFMAN, starring Benicio Del Toro as the doomed and tragic Lawrence Talbot. This was the role made famous by Lon Chaney, Jr. in the 1940s, and there was a lot of apprehension going into this one. Chaney is one of the most underrated actors from the days of the original Universal monster films, but I always thought his performances as Talbot were among his best, and it was his signature role. Not only did the remake of THE WOLFMAN treat the original with the proper respect, it even strived to recapture the atmosphere and feel of the early Universal films, as well as the Hammer films of the 1950s. This movie wasn’t perfect – a subplot involving Talbot’s father, played by Anthony Hopkins, seemed a bit misguided – but overall this was really enjoyable film.

The other great remake of 2010 was THE CRAZIES. I was never a huge fan of George Romero’s original film from 1973 – I always thought it was a weaker variation on his zombie films – and I think director Breck Eisner actually improved on the original. The cast helped a lot, too, especially Timothy Olyphant as Sheriff Dave Dutten and Radha Mitchell as his wife Judy. This one had a lot of atmosphere and tension, and I liked it a lot.

MA: I liked both these movies, and they both made my Top 5, so I’ll have more to say on these in a bit. Your turn.

LS: What, me again?

MA: Would you like someone else to take your place?

LS: A wiseguy, eh?

Okay. My Number 4 pick for the best films of 2010 is KICK-ASS. This is a surprise since you and I didn’t review this one. John Harvey did!

From the trailer, I expected this to be a lame parody of superhero films, but the movie itself was much different. Basically the story of people without superpowers who decide to become heroes, it’s an interesting idea. Aaron Johnson is okay in the lead, but the real reason to see this movie is for the one-two punch of Nicolas Cage, doing his best Adam West impersonation as Big Daddy, and the amazing Chloe Moretz as his daughter, Hit-Girl. I thought their storyline was way more interesting than Kick-Ass’s. Hit-Girl is easily one of my favorite characters of the year. With her foul mouth and astounding martial arts skills, she easily dominates every single scene she is in. My only complaint about the movie is Christopher Mintz-Plasse as “Red Mist.” I loved the guy as McLovin’ in SUPERBAD (2007), but he seemed too jokey and out of place here, and it would have been a lot more interesting if his character had been played in a much darker way.

MA: I loved this movie too, and I didn’t include it on my list because I was focusing on horror movies. I thought Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl was by far the best part of this movie, and while I enjoyed Cage’s Adam West bit, I didn’t really enjoy his performance as much as Moretz’s.

Now it’s time for my Number 4 pick.

At Number 4, I’m going with THE WOLFMAN.

This is a strange pick for me, because there were a lot of parts to THE WOLFMAN that I didn’t like, but the parts I did like, I liked a lot, and these mostly have to do with the look of the Wolfman himself.

By far, the best part of THE WOLFMAN is its werewolf scenes, and this is because the werewolf looks really good. It’s an effective mix of CGI effects and wonderful make-up by make-up master Rick Baker. Not only does the werewolf look frightening, but it also captures the look of the original. There’s a lot of Lon Chaney Jr. in the face of Benicio Del Toro’s werewolf.

Not so good is the story. Screenwriters Andrew Kevin Walker (who wrote SLEEPY HOLLOW [1999]) and David Self (who wrote THIRTEEN DAYS [1999]) wrote an average story that did very little to wow me. I didn’t like the new characterization of Larry Talbot, of his father, Sir John Talbot, nor did I enjoy the new character, Inspector Abberline.

Benicio Del Toro is fine as Lawrence Talbot, but what’s missing from his performance is what made Chaney stand out as Larry Talbot in the original, and that is, his tragic angst at being a werewolf. In this movie, Talbot’s life’s a mess even before he becomes a werewolf. So, it’s almost as if this latest tragedy is no big deal for him.

Director Joe Johnston does do good job at the helm. The movie looks almost beautiful. There are times the scenes in this film look like paintings. And the action/scare scenes work very, very well.

So, the story’s not so hot, but the technical aspects of the film and the look of the actual Wolf Man more than make up for it. On the strength of its visuals alone, THE WOLFMAN is my pick for the 4th best horror film of the year.

LS: Well, it was Number 5 for me, so I totally agree that it’s a good one.

MA: My Number 3 pick is a movie I didn’t review but saw anyway, and that would be THE LAST EXORCISM. This was a complete surprise for me, because I wasn’t expecting anything from it. It had a compelling story, smart direction by Daniel Stamm, it was scary, and it included a knockout performance by Patrick Fabian as Rev. Cotton Marcus.

I was on the edge of my seat a couple of times during this movie, and as far as exorcism movies go, other than the original THE EXORCIST (1973), there haven’t been many better than this one. It was far superior to the recent EXORCIST sequel and to THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005)

LS: I actually liked THE LAST EXORCISM a lot, too. It made my Top 10 list, but was Number 7, so you liked it a little more than I did. But I thought it was a big surprise – I went into it not expecting much and I was really impressed. It used the whole “fake documentary” style perfectly, and Patrick Fabian was terrific as Reverend Marcus.

My Number 3 pick for the best films of 2010 was THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

This was easily the most buzzed-about horror film of the year, and I thought it delivered the goods. It doesn’t make a helluva lot of sense if you think about it – a mad scientist grafting together the digestive tracks of three people to form one large new life form – why would anyone want to do this? Well, because Dr. Heiter (played by Dieter Laser) is INSANE! I thought this was one weird, original little movie and I’m looking forward to the sequel.

MA: You’re right on the money with your comment that this one makes no sense, and that was my biggest problem with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. I also didn’t enjoy the character of Dr. Heiter either. He’s a walking mad scientist cliché. But you’re right about all the buzz surrounding this one. Go figure!

LS: My Number 2 pick for the best movie of 2010 was Darren Aronofky’s BLACK SWAN. A powerful psychological thriller about sexual repression and madness, it delivers an Oscar-worthy performance by Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers, a ballerina on the edge. Mila Kunis also turns in a great performance as Lilly, a girl who appears to represent Nina’s dark side. Aronofsky is one of the best directors making movies today and BLACK SWAN is just further proof of this.

MA: My Number 2 pick is PREDATORS. I loved PREDATORS.

This is another one that really surprised me, because again I had zero expectations for this movie. I really wasn’t into watching yet another PREDATOR movie. But this movie erased these doubts immediately, starting with the very first scene.

Writers Alex Litvak and Michael Finch wrote a story that hooked me from the get-go.

I think the main reason for its success was that PREDATORS tells a brand new story.

It’s not a remake or a “re-imagining” of the 1987 original movie PREDATOR, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s a brand new chapter in the franchise. It’s refreshingly entertaining throughout.

Another reason I was skeptical about PREDATORS was Adrien Brody. I didn’t really have much faith in him as the lead in an action-horror movie. He’s no Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I expected him to be sorely miscast. Boy, was I wrong. Not only does Brody actually carry this movie, he delivers one of the best performances in a genre film this year. He comes off as utterly convincing in the role of a tough, mercenary killer. Who woulda thought?

While the special effects were just OK, the action sequences are topnotch, thanks to director Nimrod Antal, who does a good job here. There are plenty of exciting action sequences and intense hunt scenes in this one, and it’s gory when it needs to be.

PREDATORS is easily one of the most entertaining horror movies of the year, and for me, it’s the runner up to the best horror film of the year.

LS: This was a great year for Adrien Brody. He breathed some new life into genre cinema, first with SPLICE and then PREDATORS, which is even better. I thought the Predators franchise was on its last legs, but this movie was smart, well-written, and well acted by all involved, but especially Brody. It was Number 9 on my Top 10 list, and I agree it was one of the best films of 2010.

MA: Now it’s time for our picks for the Number 1 movie of the year. The envelope, please. My pick for the Best Horror Movie of 2010 goes to: THE CRAZIES.

THE CRAZIES is a nonstop rollercoaster ride of a movie that kept me on the edge of my seat throughout. From the opening sequence at a baseball game, in a scene that is sweating with realism, the movie grabs you by the throat and doesn’t let go. For a movie like this, or any horror movie for that matter, the audience has to believe for it to work. From the get-go, THE CRAZIES will have you believing in every farfetched thing that happens, and it’ll do it with great acting, directing, and writing.

Director Breck Eisner crafts one compelling scene after another. The scene in the farmhouse where one of the townspeople, now a crazy, torments his family is wonderfully done and terribly frightening. The scene where Judy and Becca are strapped to tables, and they are menaced by the man with the pitchfork is incredibly suspenseful, and then there’s the even better scene in the car wash.

The screenplay was written by Scott Kosar, who also wrote the screenplay for THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005) and THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003), and Ray Wright. It’s filled with one memorable scene after another, along with realistic dialogue and fleshed out characters who you really care for.

LS: Pretty amazing that the guy who wrote that lame TEXAS CHAINSAW remake wrote a script as good as THE CRAZIES. I’m impressed.

MA: The acting is also excellent. Both Timothy Olyphant as Sheriff David Dutton and Radha Mitchell as Dr. Judy Dutton stand out as the leads in this movie, and Joe Anderson is even better in the supporting role as Deputy Russell Clark

THE CRAZIES is a relentless horror movie, one that goes for the throat early on and doesn’t let go.

Hands down, THE CRAZIES is the best horror movie of 2010.

LS: Well, since it made my Top 5, I totally agree that THE CRAZIES was an enjoyable flick.

Unlike you, I refuse to just stick to just horror movies – only because we reviewed a wide range of films in 2010. Sure, horror is still our main focus, but we also reviewed superhero films, westerns, and films a little harder to define. If we reviewed it here, then it’s fair game for our “Best Of” lists.

As for my Number 1 film of 2010, it was a movie I saw in the fall of 2010, but didn’t write a review for until this week. Gaspar Noe’s ENTER THE VOID. This is a movie about what happens after death, and it’s a trippy, surreal journey of the soul. It also defies categorization.

I thought it was visually astounding and emotionally powerful. And it’s like nothing else that came out in 2010. Since it was in very limited release, I doubt you had a chance to see this one, Michael. But then again, there’s a good chance it would not be your cup of tea, anyway.

MA: No, I didn’t get to see this one. But it sounds better than THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!

Okay, that wraps things up from here. Happy New Year everybody!

(Confetti falls from the ceiling)

LS: And don’t forget to look for our WORST OF 2010 movies column, coming real soon!

—END—

© Copyright 2011 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares

COMING ATTRACTIONS: OUR FEBRUARY PREVIEW

Posted in 2010, Cinema Knife Fights, Coming Attractions with tags , , , on February 9, 2010 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT:  FEBRUARY 2010 MOVIES PREVIEW
by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares

(MICHAEL ARRUDA and L.L. SOARES creep through a fog shrouded forest, each carrying a hunting rifle.  A full moon shines overhead.)

MA:  Ssh!  I think I hear something.

LS:  That’s just your stomach.  I told you not to eat all that roast beast!  (Points to a strange looking flower.)  Look!  Wolfsbane!

MA (recites):

“Even a man who is pure in heart

And who says his prayers by night

May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms

And the autumn moon is bright.”

LS: Ahh, the immortal words of Maria Ouspenskaya as the wise old gypsy woman, Maleva!

MA:  Of course, this little ditty comes from Universal’s THE WOLF MAN (1941).  The words proved so popular that over the years they’ve been listed in some sources as an “Ancient Gypsy Rhyme,” when in reality, they were penned by screenwriter Curt Siodmak.  These lines were also spoken in the film by Evelyn Ankers and Claude Rains.  In fact, about the only person who doesn’t utter these words in the movie is Lon Chaney Jr. as the Wolf Man!

THE WOLF MAN is arguably the best werewolf movie ever made, and we’ll be kicking off our February columns with a review of the remake of THE WOLF MAN starring Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins.  It opens on February 12.

LS:  Yeah, I’m a big fan of the original WOLF MAN, too. It was one of the last great Universal horror films of the 1940s. And it introduced the world to Larry Talbot, as played by Lon Chaney, Jr. – a great, sympathetic character who truly does not want to turn into a werewolf and endanger the lives of the ones he loves.

And I hope they have a gypsy woman in the new one as cool as Ouspenskaya was!

(A sexy female model wearing gypsy garb strolls by and blows a kiss at them.)

LS:  I said cool, not hot!

MA:  Hot’s not so bad!

LS:  You’re right.

I’m surprised it has taken so long for someone to remake this movie, especially considering how many remakes of classics like FRANKENSTEIN and DRACULA there have been.

MA:  Yes, for some reason werewolf movies have never taken off.  Even Hammer Films which made their own FRANKENSTEIN and DRACULA series only made the one werewolf picture, THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1961) starring Oliver Reed, a classic in its own right.

LS: Yeah, CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF was pretty great, too.

(They hear a loud roar)

MA:  THAT wasn’t my stomach.

Anyway, I have to admit, the previews for this one look very good, but I’ll reserve judgment until I see the movie.  I like the old black and white Universal monster movies so much I cringe at the idea of their being remade.  I’m not against remakes in general— heck, I got into horror because of the Hammer remakes— but I just don’t want to see anything awful and silly like VAN HELSING (2004).

The previews for THE WOLF MAN look serious enough, so hopefully this will bode well for the movie itself.  To me, the biggest sticking point of any modern day werewolf movie is the depiction of the werewolf.  I’ve yet to see a CGI werewolf that I’ve liked or that I’ve found scary.  I enjoy the old-fashioned man-in-make-up werewolves of yesteryear, as I actually find these older depictions scarier.  If the folks making the new WOLF MAN get the werewolf right, then that’ll go a long way.

LS: I think the remake of THE WOLF MAN looks pretty good, too. First off, it’s a period piece, which I think works better than if it had been brought into the present day. Secondly, it has two great actors in it, Benecio del Toro as Larry Talbot, and Anthony Hopkins has his father. Not bad choices at all! And what I’ve seen of the werewolf looks pretty cool. They only show him briefly in the trailer, but there are some cool transformation scenes. I’m guessing they’ll be using a mixture of make-up effects and CGI.

Considering this one had a lot of trouble early on, such as one director leaving and another taking over, this movie looks damn good and is one of the films I was most looking forward to in 2010. I hope it’s as good as it looks, but as you said, I’ll reserve judgment until I actually see it.

(MA & LS leave the forest and hop into a small row boat.  They head out to sea, towards a scary looking building situated high on an island cliff.)

MA:  Next up, it’s the heavy hitters, as director Martin Scorsese and actor Leonardo DiCaprio take on the genre with SHUTTER ISLAND, coming out on February 19.  I would guess that this one will draw in a lot of folks who don’t otherwise go to horror movies, because of the star power of DiCaprio and Scorsese.

The preview looks good enough, but to be honest, I have no idea how this one’s going to be.  It could be polished yet dull, hopelessly predictable, or it could be edgy and exciting, full of things unexpected.

LS:  Yeah, this one could go either way. I’m a Scorcese fan, but his last few films haven’t been as satisfying to me as his earlier work. Even the much-ballyhooed THE DEPARTED was one I liked, but didn’t love. Part of the problem has been his casting choices, such as DiCaprio, who has worked with Scorcese before, and is here again. I’m just not much of a fan of the guy. But the movie looks atmospheric enough. And it is Scorcese, so I’m sure it will have some good things going for it.

(MA & LS pass by the island and land on shore of the mainland.  They leave their boat and head towards a small town.)

MA:  Last up in February is THE CRAZIES, due out on February 26.  This one’s also a remake.  I didn’t see the original.  You must have seen it, right?

LS: Yeah, the original THE CRAZIES was directed by George A. Romero in 1973, and while I’ve seen most of Romero’s output, I have to admit, I think THE CRAZIES is one of his weakest films. In a lot of ways I just thought it was a retread of his classic, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, except instead of zombies we have a virus that makes people go crazy.

Since I thought the original was less than spectacular, this is the perfect kind of movie for a remake, if a director were to actually improve upon it. That’s the big question with this one. Is it going to be an improvement, or just a waste of time?

MA:  I liked the preview a lot, so I’m hoping THE CRAZIES will be a good one.

(MA and LS find themselves standing in the center of town, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of townspeople gone crazy.  These people look like undead zombies.  A werewolf, up high on the roof of a building, howls at the full moon, then jumps down and joins the group of crazy people surrounding MA & LS.

MA:  Okay, I guess we’re all here.

LS:  Excellent!  (Opens door to a pub and motions for everyone to enter.)  Who’s buying?

MA (to audience):  Well, that does it for our Coming Attractions preview for February.  We’ll see you next weekend with our review of THE WOLF MAN.

LS:  In the meantime—.

(Werewolf approaches and hands them each a beer.  They all howl.)

—END—

Larry Talbot sure hopes the remake of

THE WOLF MAN doesn’t suck.

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