QUICK CUTS – COWBOYS & ALIENS …AND….
Part 1 of 4
(Quick Cuts created by Michael Arruda)
With the recent release of COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011), a movie with a title that includes two seemingly unrelated groups, we here at Cinema Knife Fight decided to get creative.
We asked out panel to come up with some other seemingly unrelated groups, put them together to make a movie title, and then write a brief synopsis of the movie’s (or movies’) plot.
Here’s what they came up with:
From MARK ONSPAUGH:
BLOOD AND OIL – It’s vampires vs. robots in a post-apocalyptic showdown with humans caught in the middle!
KILTS AND CTHULHU – In the 13th Century, William Wallace leads a band of Scots and Brits to battle a monstrosity from beyond space!
PUPPIES AND PREDATORS – adorable talking Golden Retriever puppies take on the vicious alien hunters who have landed in their favorite park.
THE WEREWOLVES OF WUTHERING HEIGHTS – while visiting the Baskervilles, Heathcliff is bitten on the moors… Will his love for Cathy save her at the next full moon?
ANTS ‘N’ PLANTS CAN’T DANCE – In a town where dancing is outlawed, uptight adults and dance-crazy teens must unite to fight giant ants and bloodthirsty Triffids.
SENIORS AND SUCKERS – old people must band together with caregivers and grandchildren to fight off vampires, giant leeches and con men from Altair IV.
More next time!
© Copyright 2011 by Mark Onspaugh