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Bill’s Bizarre Bijou Unveils THE BEST FILMS OF 2011

Posted in 2011, Best Of Lists, Bill's Bizarre Bijou, William Carl Articles with tags , , , , , on January 5, 2012 by knifefighter

Bill’s Bizarre Bijou Presents

Our Feature Presentation

MY BEST OF 2011

By William D. Carl

2011 was a nice year for movies, and I saw more than my usual share of terrific films.  It was also good year for comic book films, giving us CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, and X-MEN:FIRST CLASS, as well as a bounty of bizarre treats.  Below, I’ve listed my top ten films for the year, those I felt achieved something wonderful, creative, and artistic . . .

  1. HUGO—Scorsese made the first movie that demands to be seen in 3-D and a real reason for film fans to rejoice.
  2. WAR HORSE—Spielberg’s best film in years with visuals you may never erase from memory.
  3. MIDNIGHT IN PARIS—Woody Allen’s tribute to the city of lights is a fizzy piece that demands you go to Paris and lose yourself.
  4. TREE OF LIFE—Brilliant, confounding, demanding, and obscure…I know I don’t get it all, but I still adore it.
  5. DRIVE—Ryan Gosling channels Steve McQueen and Albert Brooks is scary as hell.  A brilliant cross between art film and action flick.
  6. MONEYBALL—who knew a baseball movie without any baseball scenes could be so fabulous?  Entertaining with a tight, flavorful script.
  7. RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES—what science fiction should be and rarely is—intelligent, funny, shocking, and even heartfelt.
  8. CRAZY STUPID LOVE—a terrific cast brings a sweet, emotional romantic comedy to life.  Plus, it’s actually romantic!
  9. ARTHUR CHRISTMAS—the only animated film all year to impress me.  Way funnier for adults than for kids, with the best elf vs. lion African footage ever.
  10. BARNEY’S VERSION—beautifully acted film that says more about love and loss than any hundred sappy Nicholas Sparks sob-fests.  Paul Giamatti is fantastic.

Honorable Mentions go to : BRIDESMAIDS, THE LINCOLN LAWYER, BEGINNERS, and THE DESCENDANTS.

*****

This being Bill’s Bizarre Bijou, I also offer up my list of top ten bizarre flicks from the year.  These won’t be to everyone’s tastes, but they’re all more fun than they should be, and I loved them all.  Bizarro Awards go to:

  1. ATTACK THE BLOCK—this is how to make a summer movie.  Big, furry bear-like aliens vs. streets hoods.  Some of the funniest and raunchiest dialogue of the year.
  2. TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL— Hilarious take on cannibal redneck movies, where the rednecks are the good guys and the clean cut kids are monsters.
  3. THE LAST CIRCUS-Franco’s Spain breeds an emotional war between two circus clowns.  Alternately beautiful and stomach churning, this is a great horror/political film.
  4. THE SKIN I LIVE IN—Almodover’s movie about rape, sex changes, mad scientists, and truly twisted sexual relationships is eye candy for the smart set.  Disturbing.
  5. RARE EXPORTS—Finnish tale of the evil demon Santa Klaus and his minions.  Darkly funny and gorgeously shot.  A real hoot after some spiked eggnog.
  6. MELANCHOLIA— Lars Von Trier takes on sibling rivalry in a shocking movie that plays out like WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE meets the first hour of THE DEERHUNTER. It will haunt you.
  7. CHILLERAMA—the return of the anthology film, which features gay were-bears singing and dancing, a giant sperm cell mating with the Statue of Liberty, and a gibberish-spouting Hitler.  Not for all tastes, but if you’re game…
  8. HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN—brightly colored, garish, violent, and fun, this revenge flick does everything right to recreate the grindhouse feel of those exploitation flicks of the late 70s and early 80s.
  9. AMER—the giallo gets an arthouse makeover with eye-popping colors and awesome music.
  10. RUBBER—a rubber tire discovers it can make people explode if it concentrates hard enough and goes on a killing spree, while a live audience observes it in the wild.  Yes, you read that description right, and the movie really is that twisted.

Overall, a great year with some real standouts and plenty of bizarre bijou fare!  Here’s hoping 2012 is just as good.

© Copyright 2011 by William D. Carl

Quick Cuts Presents THE MOST PLEASANT SURPRISES OF 2011

Posted in 2011, Fantasy, Horror, Kids Movies, Quick Cuts, Superheroes, Vampires with tags , , , , , , , , on December 23, 2011 by knifefighter

QUICK CUTS – Most Pleasant Surprises – 2011
Featuring the Cinema Knife Fight Staff!

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  Today, we’re asking our panel the question:  What movies were the most pleasant surprises for you this year?

Not necessarily the best films of the year, but those movies you weren’t expecting anything from but really liked.

DANIEL KEOHANE:  I was very happily surprised with GREEN LANTERN.

(A collective groan breaks out among the rest of the panel.)

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  GREEN LANTERN?  Really?

DANIEL KEOHANE:  I know.  People panned it, but I really liked it.  I wonder if the DVD version was slightly altered.

L.L. SOARES:  Stop making excuses for yourself!

DANIEL KEOHANE:  No, really.  Everyone said the back-story was too long in the beginning, but it was only about a minute long on the DVD.  I watched it, alone, and really found it an enjoyable DC Comics movie.

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  Whatever you say, Dan.

DANIEL KEOHANE:  I sense I’m being patronized.

JENNY OROSEL:  I’m going with SOURCE CODE.

There’ve been a ton of “go back into the past and make changes” flicks made since the advent of sci-fi. But this one totally kept up with the suspense, which is impressive considering just how much of the movie is the same scene being repeated over again.

L.L. SOARES:    One movie that surprised me in a good way was RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. As a long-time fan of the original series of APES films, I was crushed when Tim Burton ruined the concept with his horrible 2001 remake of PLANET OF THE APES. It was so bad that I feared it would bury any chance of the series continuing, and for a while there, it looked like I was right. But RISE gave us a prequel to the first film, telling us how intelligent apes were created and how they began their “conquest” of humankind. While it had a lot of CGI effects, RISE gave us a straightforward, smart little movie without the grandiose trappings of Burton’s failed remake, and breathed new life into the series. Let’s hope RISE leads to more good APES films to come.

To a lesser degree, I was also surprised by SHARK NIGHT 3-D. I went into this one with no expectations. It was rated PG-13, it had cheap CGI effects, and it was yet another movie made in 3D. And yet, I had a good time watching this one. It was a lot more entertaining than it had any right to be.

NICK CATO:  For me, the most pleasant surprise for 2011 was CONAN THE BARBARIAN (2011).

As a life-long fan of all things CONAN, I went in to this 2011 CGI-enriched epic not expecting all too much. But halfway through the film, when I realized they had taken parts from several of Robert Howard’s classic Conan stories, I couldn’t help but love this film (CGI and all). The early scenes of young Conan making his mark among his clan are fantastic.

MICHAEL LOUIS CALVILLO:  The movie that took me places I didn’t expect to go (I felt a lump in my throat a few times), was HUGO. We all know Scorsese is the man, a master of cinema and all, but this family film blew me away. Hands down, it’s the best “kid’s movie” ever made.

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  You liked HUGO more than I did.  While I thought it was a really good movie, I wouldn’t call it the best “kid’s” movie ever made.  I actually found it more of a movie for adults than for kids.

L.L. SOARES:  I think HUGO appeals to kids and adults alike.  I liked it, but it didn’t grab me like it should have. And I wouldn’t call Scorsese “the man” anymore, unfortunately. His glory days have been over for a while. That’s not to say he won’t find his mojo again someday, however.

MICHAEL LOUIS CALVILLO:  I stand by my high opinion of HUGO.

MARK ONSPAUGH:  My turn to get in on the action.

Both CAPTAIN AMERICA and THOR are my picks.  I was never a fan of the comics, but I’ve always loved Norse mythology and anyone kicking Nazi butt since I was a kid…

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  You can’t go wrong with kicking Nazi butt.

MARK ONSPAUGH:  Both movies are well done and a lot of fun – especially CAPTAIN AMERICA.

L.L. SOARES:  I liked both of them. I’m a longtime fan of Marvel Comics and it was cool to see these characters come to the big screen. But I’m much more partial to THOR. Not only did I like the comics a lot more as a kid, but I just think he’s the more interesting character.

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  I liked these movies, too, but I was expecting to like them, so they didn’t exactly surprise me.

COLLEEN WANGLUND:  I was really looking forward to HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 but I’m generally leery about sequels. I have to say I enjoyed it even more than I thought and I liked it better than the first HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

(L.L. SOARES & NICK CATO both applaud):  Great pick!

MICHAEL ARRUDA (rolls his eyes):  Puh-lease!

As for me, there were a bunch of films that surprised me this year, but the one that surprised me the most, in terms of how bad I thought it was going to be and how good it turned out, would be the FRIGHT NIGHT remake.  I was dreading this one big time since I’m a huge fan of the original, and I had no faith in Colin Farrell as a vampire, but I was proved wrong.  The folks who made this one got it right, and Farrell made an excellent vampire.

SUPER 8 was another movie I expected not to like, but I ended up liking it a lot.  RED RIDING HOOD was another.

And then there were DRIVE and X-MEN:  FIRST CLASS, two movies I had zero expectations for, high or low, and both turned out to be among the best films of the year.

So, there you have it, our picks for the most pleasant surprises for 2011.  We’ll see you next time on another QUICK CUTS.

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