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GONE (2012)

Posted in 2012, Cinema Knife Fights, Killers, Michael Arruda Reviews, Mystery, Serial Killer flicks, Suspense, Thrillers with tags , , , , , on February 27, 2012 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT:  GONE (2012)
By Michael Arruda

 

(The Scene:  A police station.  MICHAEL ARRUDA is arguing with several homicide detectives.)

MICHAEL ARRUDA:  Aren’t you going to look for him?  I told you, he’s missing.  He was supposed to do this review with me, but he never showed up.

DETECTIVE #1:  Hasn’t he missed reviews before?  We know for a fact that you guys on occasion write solo reviews.

MA:  You read the column?

DETECTIVE #1:  Yep.

MA:  Like it?

DETECTIVE #1:  Love it.

MA:  Thank you.

DETECTIVE #2:  Didn’t you say he was going to a party afterwards?  Maybe he just blew you off and went straight to the party.

MA:  He’s not there.  I checked.

DETECTIVE #2:  I think you should come with us.

MA:  Why?

DETECTIVE #1:  We read the column, remember?  We know you two are constantly trying to do each other in.  If he’s missing, you’re our #1 suspect.

SUSPECT #1 (upon entering scene):  Then, who am I?

MA:  An unpaid extra. Okay, folks, this opening has gone on long enough, and since things aren’t looking too good for me, I’m outta here!  I’ll have to find L.L. on my own!

(MA flees the police station, jumps into a car, and speeds away, leading the police on a high speed chase.)

MA:  Looks like I’m going to have to drive and review today’s movie at the same time, as well as find L.L.  Luckily, I can multitask.

(Car nearly hits an old lady crossing the street, but MA swerves out of the way just in time.)

MA:  Sorry, ma’am!  (She flips him the bird.) (He shakes his head)  Old ladies today!

Anyway, today I’m reviewing GONE (2012), the new thriller starring one of my favorite young actresses working today, Amanda Seyfried.  And you know what?  Seyfried can carry a movie.  She carries GONE, because without her, this film’s got nothing.

In GONE, Amanda Seyfried plays Jill, a young woman who claims she was abducted by a strange man and held in a hole in the middle of the woods, before she managed to escape.  The police don’t believe her story because they never found the hole or any other evidence that corroborated her story.

Furthermore, Jill believes her abductor is a serial killer, and she has researched information of other women who have gone missing in the area over the years, and she hounds the police incessantly about her phantom kidnapper.  Needless to say, she has not made herself many friends on the force.

When Jill’s sister Molly (Emily Wickersham) disappears just before an important college exam, Jill is convinced that Molly has been abducted by the same man.  Of course, the police don’t believe her.  They believe it’s all in Jill’s head, as she has a history of psychological problems.

Without the police’s help, Jill decides it’s up to her to find and rescue her sister.  Jill also believes—because her abductor prepared to kill her at sunset— that the man will also kill her sister by sunset, and so she knows she only has the one day to save her sister.  And she’ll have to elude the police to do it, because they consider her armed and dangerous.  She’s carrying a gun, which she’s not supposed to be doing because of her psychiatric record.

And so it’s a race against time.  Jill has less than 24 hours to locate and save her sister, all the while on the run from the police.  Unless of course, the police are right, and there is no serial killer.

(MA races through a red light, plowing through a busy intersection of fast moving cars and trucks.  Miraculously, MA’s car makes it through without a scratch.)

MA:  Gotta love CGI!

There’s really not a lot to this movie.  GONE is a very average thriller.  It’s got an average cast and an average storyline, but it also has Amanda Seyfried, who is anything but average.  She’s in nearly every scene, and I never got tired of watching her.  As I said earlier, she carries this movie.  Without her, I wouldn’t like this movie, but with her, I gotta say I enjoyed it.

I thought she played Jill perfectly.  Jill is incredibly driven in her quest to save her sister.  She pulls guns on people, lies, makes up one story after another, takes people’s cars—behaviors that can easily be confused with insanity.  She does all this because she only has one day to save her sister’s life.

Seyfried convinced me that Jill firmly believes that her sister will die unless she finds her.  There is a heightened desperation to her performance, as if the character is overtaken by adrenaline and never stops.

Going in, I wasn’t crazy about the story, which I had seen neatly explained in the movie’s trailers.  Is Jill insane, or did someone really abduct her before, the same someone who now has her sister?  Fortunately, I didn’t have a lot of time to think about it during the film, because I was too busy watching Seyfried in action, evading the police while playing private investigator. The movie’s paced very well.  Director Heitor Dhalia keeps things brisk.

(MA’s car races along highway in fast motion, with a long line of police cars in hot pursuit.)

MA:  Allison Burnett wrote the screenplay, and she also wrote the screenplay for UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012).  I’m sure writing a script for a cookie-cutter sequel in a dreadful series isn’t the best indicator of one’s writing talents.  Burnett does a much better job with GONE, which is a much better movie than UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING.  Then again, there aren’t going to be a whole lot of movies worse than UNDERWORLD:  AWAKENING.  At least GONE has characters who speak real dialogue and actually sound and act like real people.

(Car pulls up to MA’s car.  It’s driven by a vampire.)

VAMPIRE:  Hey!  I heard what you said.  I’m insulted.

MA:  Why?  You think you act and sound like a real person?  If that were the case, you’d be swearing at me right now for doing this.

(MA swerves his car and knocks vampire’s car off the road.)

VAMPIRE:  I will avenge this act of violence against my kind!   I will seek the assistance of—.  (His car crashes and blows up.)

MA:  See what I mean?  Phony video game vampire speak.

Seriously, though, the story in GONE is nothing to write home about.  It’s all rather silly when you think about it, and even though this one rose above its material, I did have several beefs with its story.

For starters, Jill finds clues so easily in this movie, the police here must be dolts.  She’s able to track down all this information in so short a time, and yet the police have had months to do the same but haven’t been able to come up with anything?  The premise that Jill can solve this mystery in less than 24 hours is not very believable.

Neither are the arguments the police use to debunk Jill’s assertions about her abduction.  The main reason the police don’t believe her story is because they weren’t able to find the hole in the park where she was buried, and thus couldn’t confirm her story.  This would make sense if it were a little park, but the park in the movie is a vast expanse of wilderness.  We’re talking acres here!  And they’re supposed to locate a little hole in the middle of the woods, and when they can’t, they assume it’s not there?  So, they just throw in the towel and call Jill crazy?  It’s kind of a dumb argument.

The police also cite the fact that Jill couldn’t identify her abductor as a reason why she couldn’t be believed.  Really?  You don’t think that a serial killer might try and hide his identity?  The police found this suspicious.  I didn’t.

The movie just doesn’t do a good job of making us see the police’s side of the story.  Their arguments have holes.

Another drawback is that GONE lacks a villain.  Since Seyfried carries this movie on her back, the film could have certainly used the presence of a nasty bad guy, but because throughout the movie we’re never sure if there really is a bad guy, a screen villain is obviously— and noticeably— absent.

I was dreading the ending to this one big time.  I feared it would be the old “the killer is the last person we expect” trick, which usually is a forced plot point and makes no sense.  Luckily, that’s not the case in GONE.  As I watched the ending play out, fearing the worst, I suddenly realized, “this ending works!” The fact that I wasn’t down on the ending was a pleasant surprise.

(MA drives into the woods.  Pulls car over and gets out.)

MA:  I’m here in the woods because I just received a clue.  (holds up phone with text message that reads, “Looking for L.L.?  Try the woods.”)

As I said earlier, the rest of the cast is average.  Daniel Sunjata, as Powers, the main cop on the case, and Katherine Moenning as his partner Erica, are both watchable, as is Wes Bentley as Peter Hood, an officer who seems to have a dark side.  The same can be said for Emily Wickersham, who we saw in last year’s I AM NUMBER 4, as Jill’s sister Molly, and Sebastian Stan, as Molly’s boyfriend Billy.

Jennifer Carpenter has an absolutely thankless role as Jill’s friend, Sharon.  Carpenter, if you remember, turned in a couple of memorable performances in QUARANTINE (2008) and THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005).  Here she’s reduced to just a couple of scenes, none of them all that important.

GONE isn’t much of a thriller, either.  There’s no edge-of-your-seat action, no sweaty palms, no scares.  It plays much more like a mystery than a thriller, as we watch Seyfried’s Jill race against time to put the pieces of the puzzle together and find and rescue her sister.

But all this being said, I found GONE very enjoyable.  I liked it a lot, and it all comes down to Amanda Seyfried.  This movie works because she dominates each scene she is in, she’s extremely watchable, and even though you know this movie isn’t anything to write home about, she makes you believe in what she’s doing, she draws you into her story, and the funny thing is you don’t really care if she’s nuts or not, you still want to go along for the ride.

I give GONE three knives.  Take Seyfried out of this movie, and you’re looking at maybe 1 or 2 knives, at best.

Okay, we’re in the part of the woods where— there it is!  There’s the hole!  L.L., are you down there?  (points flashlight into hole and sees L.L. lying on the ground.)

L.L SOARES:  Hey, stop shining that light in my face!

MA:  What are you doing down there?

LS:  What does it look like I’m doing?  I was sleeping.

MA:  Sleeping?   In a hole in the middle of the woods?

LS:  Hey, it works for bears.  It’s time for me to get to that party anyway.  (Climbs out of hole).  So, how was GONE?

MA:  I just finished reviewing it.  I gave it three knives.

LS:  Three knives?  I think you have a crush on Amanda Seyfried.

MA:  My affection for her is purely professional.  Besides, you like her too.

LS:  Not enough to see GONE.  (Sirens are heard in the distance, getting closer.)  What’s going on?

MA:  It’s the police.  They’re after me.  It’s a long story.  We’d better get out of here.

LS:  It looks like another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.

MA:  Well, folks, that’s it for now.  We’re outta here.  We’ll see you next week with a review of another new movie.

VOICE:  This is the police.  We have you surrounded.

(LS scurries to the hole.)

MA (to LS):  Where are you going?

LS:  Back into the hole.  Come on down.  I have widescreen TV down there.  We can preview next month’s movies.

MA:  Popcorn?

LS:  Of course.

(LS & MA disappear into the hole as the police converge on the scene.)

OFFICER #1:  Do you smell popcorn?

—END—

© Copyright 2012 by Michael Arruda

Michael Arruda gives GONE~three knives.

(and it doesn’t hurt if you’re an Amanda Seyfried fan)

Cinema Knife Fight: COMING ATTRACTIONS FEBRUARY 2012

Posted in 2012, 3-D, Action Movies, Cinema Knife Fights, Comic Book Movies, Coming Attractions, Nicolas Cage Movies, Psycho killer, Sequels, Serial Killer flicks, Telekinesis, Thrillers with tags , , , , , on February 3, 2012 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: COMING ATTRACTIONS
FEBRUARY 2012
By Michael Arruda & L.L Soares

(The Scene: A toy store. A little girl screams when a Teddy Bear floats off the shelf and starts to chase her. MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES enter scene.)

MA: That’s a new low for you. Picking on little kids.

LS: Don’t look at me. I didn’t do that. Who do you think I am, Yoda? Besides, if I could do that sort of thing, I wouldn’t waste it on kids. I’d pick on adults. Like this.

(LS waves his arms and a stack of game boxes falls off a shelf and crashes on top of a man’s head. The man screams and his girlfriend rushes to his aid.)

MA (dressed as Darth Vader): Impressive. Very impressive.

LS: Thanks.

MA: So, how exactly did you do that, Yoda?

LS: Don’t call me Yoda. If I’m any character from STAR WARS it’d better be Darth Vader….or Chewy!

MA: You could be the Emperor.

LS: That shriveled up old dude? No way— what’s with all this STAR WARS talk anyway?

MA: Well, two reasons. The main reason is the first movie we’re reviewing this month, CHRONICLE, is about a group of young men with some super powers that look strangely familiar. They can move objects without touching them, and my thirteen year-old son commented that it looks like they’re using The Force.

LS (groans): Actually, it’s called telekinesis, and it’s been around in literature and movies a lot longer than The Force.

MA:  I’m not so sure about that.  After all, when talking about The Force, we’re talking about events that happened “a long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away.”

LS:  Hey, I was actually looking forward to CHRONICLE. Why did you have to go and bring up STARS WARS for?

MA: Well, the other reason is THE PHANTOM MENACE is being re-released in 3D in February.

LS (grins): The one with Jar Jar! Hey – you didn’t say the full title. It’s really STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999). Don’t tell me we’re reviewing that one, too?

MA: Nope. We’ve seen THE PHANTOM MENACE. No reason to see it in 3D.

LS: Whew!

(Samuel Jackson strolls by wearing a Jedi robe.)

JACKSON: Take a seat, you two! And put on a pair of 3D glasses!

MA: Uh, not this time. Go seek out some fans who don’t care that they’re seeing the same movie YET AGAIN! It’d be nice if George Lucas would come up with something original.

(JACKSON ignites a light saber. LS waves his arms, and JACKSON disappears.)

LS: Take that! You foolish Jedi! (to MA) I never was all that impressed with Sam Jackson as a Jedi. He’s actually a lot scarier in PULP FICTION (1994).

MA: Neat trick. How did you—?

LS: A magician never reveals his secrets.

MA: Tell that to Penn and Teller. Anyway, getting back to the movies we’re reviewing….

CHRONICLE actually looks pretty cool. It has an interesting trailer, and it looks like it has potential. On the other hand, it also has the potential to be pretty stupid. We’ll have to see.

LS: This is another new movie to use the popular “fake documentary” style. It looks like someone is videotaping it while it happens. We just saw this applied to exorcism movies in THE DEVIL INSIDE, and it should be cool to see it used in a story about three guys with telekinetic powers. I’m looking forward to this one.

MA: On February 10, we’ll be reviewing SAFE HOUSE starring Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington. I’m looking forward to this one. I always enjoy Washington, as he’s one of my favorite actors working today.

On the other hand, I’m not a big fan of Reynolds. I didn’t enjoy him all that much in GREEN LANTERN (2011).

LS: I’m with you. I like Washington, but I’m still on the fence about Reynolds. I’ve liked him in some things, but GREEN LANTERN wasn’t one of them.

MA: The story itself, about a CIA agent, played by Reynolds, taking on a fugitive, played by Washington, looks OK, but certainly doesn’t wow me. This one could go either way, but I do like Washington a lot, so I’m guessing I’ll like this one.

LS:  I’m willing to give it a chance, but I’m not really too psyched to see this one. Maybe it will surprise me.

On February 17, we’ll be reviewing GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE (2012), the sequel to GHOSE RIDER (2007), a movie that I had mixed feelings about. I still say that Nicholas Cage is a lot of fun as an action star, but I’m also a big fan of the comic book character, Ghost Rider is pretty cool, and the first movie had a lot of scenes that made me wince. That said, this one looks like it could be potentially better than the first one. I sure hope so. Even if it’s bad, I’m sure there will be some great Nick Cage moments to keep it from being totally awful.

MA: It’s hard for me to get excited about GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE. I’m not a big Nicholas Cage fan, and this is a sequel, and so my expectations aren’t high. Although it does have Idris Elba in it, and I usually enjoy his work.

LS: I like Idris Elba, too. As for Cage, his last two movies, SEASON OF THE WITCH and DRIVE ANGRY (both 2011), were both a lot of fun. So, we’ll see what happens. It could go either way.

MA: We finish the month with GONE (2012), a thriller starring Amanda Seyfried. I like Seyfried a lot, as every movie I’ve seen her in I’ve found her completely captivating to watch. So, I’m looking forward to GONE.

LS: I like Seyfried, too, but I’m not always happy with her movie choices. While I thought she was the best thing in JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) acting-wise, it wasn’t that great a movie.  But I did think she was great in CHLOE (also 2009). And you liked her a lot in RED RIDING HOOD (2011). But then I think that she was also in MAMA MIA (2008) and the DEAR JOHN (2010)…..Ugh.

I never know when a new movie starring Seyfried is going to be good or dismal.

MA: I didn’t see JENNIFER’S BODY, and although MAMA MIA was goofy, Seyfried was great.

The trailer for GONE makes it sound like a pretty ordinary tale. Seyfried plays someone who believes her sister was abducted, but the police think otherwise. The question will be, is Seyfried’s character telling the truth or is she crazy?

LS: I find it hard to care. The trailer for this one looks pretty bland.

MA: I’ll be interested to see how this one plays out. It’s written by Allison Burnett, one of the screewriters for UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012), which is NOT a good sign. However, keeping an open mind, maybe her work here will be better.

LS: Yep, always gotta keep an open mind. I always want her to be in a good movie. This one looks like your standard woman-in-jeopardy thriller, like the Ashley Judd movie KISS THE GIRLS (1997). Similar kind of vibe. For some reason, I’m not really all that excited about it.

MA: Well, that’s it for this month’s Coming Attractions column. So, now that we’re finished, are you going to tell me how you moved those boxes?

LS: That’s easy. I did it like this. (Waves his arms again, and this time stacks of toys fall from the shelves and crash onto MA’s head) See?

MA (seeing stars circling his head): That’s not exactly what I meant—.

—END—

IN TIME

Posted in 2011, Action Movies, Daniel Keohane Reviews, Science Fiction, The Future with tags , , , , , , on October 31, 2011 by knifefighter

IN TIME (2011)
Film Review by Dan Keohane

IN TIME (2011) is an interesting, if not completely well-executed, science fiction story from Andrew Niccol, writer/director of one of my favorite sci-fi films, GATTACA (1997), and writer of another favorite: THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998). Niccol spins an interesting story in most everything he does but… well, though I found the premise of IN TIME very cool, and it was well-acted for the most part, it was no GATTACA.

Here’s the poop for you folks who never read the entire review: the movie felt too long. Though it clocked in at under two hours, and I’ve watched all twelve hours of the LORD OF THE RINGS (2005+) trilogy without blinking (granted, no-blinking is one of my movie-watching quirks, but here I’m being metaphorical), so being long is not a problem, having a film feel too long, well, that’s not a good thing.

The movie is broken into three interesting blocks of plot, any two of which could have been culled out of the script and the third expounded upon to make a great, in-depth science fiction film. Smooshed together as they were into one flick, it was a lot of stuff to watch on the screen without ever getting too interested in any one aspect. Each “chapter,” as we’ll call them, was almost-interesting.

In the future (I guess it’s the future – doesn’t rally say and the only way you can really tell is that the cars are electric – but more on them in a second – let’s just say it’s a What If world), we’ve tapped into the aging genes of humans so when anyone turns twenty-five years old, they stop aging. Yikes, you say, won’t that cause overpopulation? No, because we are born with a bio-electric timer shining from our left arm, reading 0001:00:00:0:00:00—one year. When you hit twenty-five, you stop aging and the clock starts ticking. 0000:11:30:6:23:59 and so on. Months, days, hours… and when it hits zero, you die, but death is staved off as long as you work, or your spouse or friend or parents work, and earns more time. No money in this world, only time: the most precious commodity in this world because once you run out of it—system shutdown. No restarts. (Though a sequel could always be done: IN TIME 2: ZOMBIE RESTART.. hmmm).

One plot point which is key to the entire film: you can exchange hours. A small girl walks up to someone in the street and says, “Got a minute, sir?” She’s not looking to talk, but begging for a spare minute. If you own too many days or years on your arm and find yourself in a tough part of town, someone can jump you and steal all of them, draining your life from you. This time exchange is clever. How they actually do it is silly, but I can’t think of a better way without everyone walking around with a bio-reader on their belt.

Justin Timberlake (BAD TEACHER, 2011, THE SOCIAL NETWORK, 2010, ‘N SYNC: IN THE MIX Documentary, 2001) plays Will Silas, twenty-eight years old and hasn’t aged a day in three years. Will lives with his mother, Rachel (Olivia Wilde – COWBOYS & ALIENS, 2011, HOUSE M.D., 2007-2011), who still looks twenty-five, though plans to celebrate her fortieth birthday when the film opens. At first I thought it odd that a twenty-eight year old still lives with his mother, but people have little time for much else than work in their neighborhood, known as a district. Prices are inflated unexpectedly by some unseen governmental agency (unseen by the residents, at least). A cup of coffee costs 4 hours (you pay in hours, days, etc). Bus fare has jumped from 1 to 2 hours (yes, I’ve stopped spelling out the numbers in this review, taking a break from Strunk & White for now). People live hand-to-mouth (or arm to mouth since their arms are always displaying the remaining hours of their lives).

I found this world fascinating. Will and his mom trade a few hours so one of them can make it to work and back without dropping dead. Will’s job has increased his quota so when he gets paid it’s only a pittance. Suppression of the masses is the obvious goal here, and the picture being painted by the filmmakers. I would think that these ghettos would be boiling pots of angst, with riots being common occurrences, but they aren’t. Everyone is docile and seems resigned to their fate of scraping enough time together to live another day. Not sure how accurately this would play out in the real world.

One cool behavior of the poor folks in this district is the constant, repetitive act of checking their arms to gauge how much time they have left. Always aware, and wary, of the clock. At one point, Will says, “In this neighborhood, you learn not to sleep in.”

Quick shout out to Johnny Galecki (THE BIG BANG THEORY, 2007-Present, ROSANNE, 1992-1997) as Will’s frumpy best friend, struggling to support his wife and new baby. His story is brief but the few scenes he plays in are powerful, and I would have liked to see him more. Galecki has a good screen presence.

When Will encounters a stinking rich guy played by Matt Bomer (Bryce Larkin from CHUCK, 2007-2009, THE GUIDING LIGHT 2001-2003) flaunting 115 years shining from his arm, he saves the stranger from a marauding gang which terrorizes the district and wants to take the century of life for themselves. This rich guy, Henry Hamilton, explains that he’s lived over a hundred years and people shouldn’t live this long. He wants out, and gives all of his time to Will while he sleeps except for 5 minutes, enough time to wander out to a bridge and die to his own terms.

“For a few to live forever, many more must die,” he tells Will. This line is repeated later and is the crux of the story, of the world they live in.

The next “chapter” comes when Will, after trying to use his money to help his best friend, mother and a charity mission on the corner, but mostly failing, decides to see how the other, richer half live in order to find a way to fix the problems in his district, to stop the insanity, and to avenge those who have died needlessly.

This world is also interesting, in a snobby, boring kind of way. Centered in the downtown of a nameless city, it is populated exclusively by black and grey-clad rich people with centuries glowing from their arms. They have an almost unlimited supply time. There are people who “come from time” (instead of coming from money), but time is also squeezed from the poorer masses. There is no middle class, you are either poor and on the edge of death, or are virtually immortal. If there is a middle class, it is the police force, called Timekeepers, which enforces the “balance” of time-ownership amid the lower class, investigating when one person’s supply spikes suddenly. In effect, they enforce the upper class requirement that the poor stay poor and the rich become richer.

Oh, let’s mention the cars again. I said above that the only sign this was a “future” world were the cars. The rich and the timekeepers all drive cars. Slowly, lest someone bumps into something and gets hurt. The cars are electric because they whine, no motor noises. And the doors close with a hissing “fwoop!” This is a real nit-picky thing, but this is a sci-fi movie, and us fan-boys always nit-pick details. Everyone has by now seen at least one Hybrid and/or electric car. They don’t make noise. A Prius could sneak up behind you and the only sound to give it away are the tires rolling over pebbles. They don’t whine, at least not like these cars. And, there’s no need for doors to hermetically seal themselves. If there was, make all the doors do that in the film, not just every now and then when the sound effects person remembers to. OK, I’ve given voice to my geekie-ness. Back to the film review.

One of the big shots in this world is Philippe Weis, a flush-faced, quietly sinister man, well-played by Vincent Kartheiser (MAD MEN, 2007 -Present). He owns most of the banks and controls many of the prices charged for services and products—well, he and a cartel we meet only on audio conference call. There doesn’t seem to be much of a government here, just wealthy people controlling all. Weis’ daughter, Silvia, is a spoiled, bored rich girl who finds her time with Will more exciting than her last 27 years combined. She becomes infatuated with him, even when Will escapes the police using her as a hostage to save himself from being falsely arrested for killing Henry Hamilton. Silvia is a pretty convincing bored, rich girl, played by Amanda Seyfried (RED RIDING HOOD, 2011, AS THE WORLD TURNS, 1999-2001), with her constant, narrowed-eyed look of intense angst.

In this world of wealth, and especially the scenes where there is a large crowd of people, the sheer scope of casting this film became apparent. Seriously, everyone in the world stops aging at 25 years, so no forty year-old actors could get a job here. Everyone is not only 25, but pretty. Many of the extras wore make up, I’m sure. But to find a primary cast who can act and carry a film, actors had to be pulled from film and television. Kartheiser’s most recent success was television, as was Bomer’s, not to mention a lot of folks were once actors in soap operas (hence my seemingly-odd choices in parenthetical credits above, but I do this to make a point). This isn’t a bad thing. In fact, I like it, it’s good (ok, what song did I just quote? Anyone?).

What isn’t convincing in this film is the love affair between Silvia and Will as “Chapter 3″ kicks in, where they pull a Bonnie & Clyde/Robin & Marion crime spree, stealing time from her father’s grip and giving it to the poor. Seriously, after losing all the time he’d gotten from Bryce, Will is down to a few hours remaining. Yet he and Sylvia in this short span fall in love with each other and have sex—or almost manage to a couple of times. Their whole relationship felt like a Hollywood requirement for a love story in every film, even if it needs to be crowbar-forced into the script.

Woven throughout the three components of the film, two groups are in pursuit of Will and his time. The Timekeepers, led by Officer Raymond Leon (Cillian Murphy – INCEPTION 2010, THE DARK KNIGHT, 2008), look like refugees from the MATRIX (1999) movies—long black coats, overly-serious expressions, sunglasses. This look did not work. It worked in THE MATRIX because it was new and stylish, but here it looks a bit pompous. Murphy’s early scenes tracking Will and trying to catch him are dull – I mean dull… I was not impressed at all with how they did up these cops. Until the last third of the film, when the pursuit of Will and Silvia becomes a personal thing to Officer Leon, then Murphy breaks his character out of the stereotype and acts human again. It’s rare for a character to seem so dull and one-dimensional at first, and then become one of the better players in a film at the end, but that is the case here.

The other group, the “mob” which terrorizes the poor district, is led by a pretty dude named Fortis (Alex Pettyfer – I AM NUMBER FOUR, 2011, BEASTLY, 2011). Initially they are pursuing Will after he rescues Hamilton from their clutches, then they fade into the woodwork of the film, forgetting about Will except for an occasional moment when they accidentally come across him again, eventually leading to a final showdown—but this is more a scene to show the bad guy (one of them at least, there are quite a few in this movie) get his comeuppance, rather than any actual plot resolution.

That’s the thing with IN TIME – there are so many threads and stories throughout this movie, it was hard as a viewer to become fully vested with any of them, because there wasn’t enough time spent in any of them.

As a way to close out, let’s compare IN TIME to GATTACA one more time. Not everyone liked Niccol’s 1997 masterpiece, but GATTACA works, with a background story that was huge, and similar in theme to IN TIME, where this new movie falters. In GATTACA, genetic engineering at conception produces perfect people, and those born naturally are considered a lower caste in society. Niccol focused on one story about a natural-born man who wants to be an astronaut and what he is willing to do to accomplish this. Granted, the three primary actors were Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman and Jude Law, and that had a lot to do with the film’s power, but the story was also narrowly-focused, so the viewer could hold on and relish it.

With IN TIME, an entire film of the poor district, the daily struggle just to stay alive, the gangs terrorizing the people for their time and thus their life, the Mission run by a young man collecting time a minute at a time only to give it away every day, would make for a pure, simple and fascinating story. The world of the rich, with their slow movements and eternal life, built on the backs and the lives of the poor, yet who lead an empty existence, could be another (though less emotional). The crime spree of Timberlake’s and Seyfried’s characters might also make a good story, if you keep the pursuit of them by the Timekeeper and the angry reaction of the gangsters to their giving away of stolen time to everyone: also an interesting story.

Together, though, it becomes a meal overloaded with too many rich ingredients, fighting for your taste and attention, dulling the impact of each. Sometimes three smaller meals over time makes for a better, richer experience.

I’ll give IN TIME 2.5 Knives out of 5… ok, back to Strunk & White’s rules: I give IN TIME two and a half knives out of five.

© Copyright 2011 by Daniel G. Keohane

Dan Keohane gives IN TIME ~ two and a half knives.

RED RIDING HOOD

Posted in 2011, Horror, Michael Arruda Reviews, Monsters, Werewolf Movies with tags , , , , , , , on March 22, 2011 by knifefighter

MOVIE REVIEW:  RED RIDING HOOD (2011)
By Michael Arruda

 

 

I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I liked RED RIDING HOOD. I liked it a lot.

Oh, I REALLY wanted to hate it. I wanted it to be a TWILIGHT clone, just as horribly boring and painful, and since it was directed by Catherine Hardwicke, the woman who directed the first TWILIGHT movie, I figured it would be. I certainly didn’t want to be the only critic in the world singing this movie’s praises, but in this business you gotta tell the truth, and the truth is, there’s a lot to like about RED RIDING HOOD.

We all could have been saved a lot of trouble had the filmmakers decided not to make a movie about Red Riding Hood but just about a werewolf terrorizing a medieval village instead. I mean, why in the world would any adult want to make a movie about Little Red Riding Hood that wasn’t a kid’s movie?  What were they thinking?  Truth be told, the WORST part about RED RIDING HOOD is its title, and I think a lot of people might not be able to get past the fact that they’re watching a story based on a well-known fairy tale. It’s based on Little Red Riding Hood, so it must be stupid!  Well, it’s not.

Forget about the name “Red Riding Hood,” and what you have is a movie about a medieval village terrorized by a savage monstrous werewolf. That’s not such a bad story.

And that’s one of the strengths of this movie. It tells a good story.

In a medieval village in some picturesque unnamed mountainous location, Valerie (Amanda Seyfried) is in love with Peter (Shiloh Fernandez) but her marriage has been arranged, and she is to marry Henry (Max Irons), since he’s wealthier than the lowly Peter, who is just an orphaned woodcutter. Fate intervenes when Valerie’s sister is murdered by the werewolf that’s been terrorizing the village for years.

In frustration, the men of the village decide to take it upon themselves to hunt down and kill the werewolf once and for all. The men do indeed hunt down and kill a wolf, but Henry’s father is a casualty of the hunt and is killed by the wolf.

Just as the village is about to celebrate, the famed werewolf hunter Solomon (Gary Oldman) arrives with his entourage of werewolf hunters, and he announces to the village that they have killed an ordinary wolf, that the werewolf is still at large. Solomon explains he knows about werewolves firsthand and their secret identities, because years before as he and his men went out to hunt a werewolf that had been terrorizing his village, he cut off the beast’s hand, and when he returned home, he found his wife bleeding to death, missing her hand.

He tells them the werewolf is still alive and most likely is one of the people living right there in their village.

The villagers basically tell Solomon to go to hell, that they’re going to party anyway, and they do. During the celebration, the werewolf does attack and kills a whole bunch of people, including some of Solomon’s men. The beast eventually escapes, but not before it corners Valerie and speaks to her—at least, Valerie understands its language, others only hear growls. The wolf tells her he wants to take her away with him into the countryside and make her into a creature like him.

When Solomon learns that Valerie communicated with the werewolf, he arrests her for witchcraft, a charge she doesn’t deny since she admits to understanding the werewolf. She also tells him what the wolf said to her, which gives Solomon the idea to use her as bait. Since the werewolf wants her, he will come for her.

And come for her he does. Valerie escapes and eventually finds her way to her grandmother’s house, and it is there, just as in the fairy tale, where the mystery is resolved, the werewolf’s identity is revealed, and Valerie’s fate is sealed.

I realize this movie is getting slammed by a lot of critics, but I have to tell you, I was entertained throughout, and when all was said and done, I really liked this one.

First off, RED RIDING HOOD looks terrific. Admittedly, I’m a sucker for period pieces, and the sets and costumes brought back memories of Hammer Films in their heyday, even though Hammer’s stories were primarily 19th century stories, and this one takes place during medieval times. RED RIDING HOOD looks better than SEASON OF THE WITCH (2011), which also took place during medieval times.

The costumes by Cindy Evans were excellent, as was the use of color and cinematography by Mandy Walker. Sure, a lot of the long shots of the village are CGI, but this is a fantasy, and the look really works here. The movie doesn’t suffer for it.

And yes, director Catherine Hardwicke directed the first TWILIGHT movie, and so the obvious comparisons must follow, but I’m here to tell you, as someone who suffered through those TWILIGHT movies, RED RIDING HOOD is much better than the films in that series. Sure, there are teens in love in both movies, but the characters in this one aren’t annoying. And stuff actually happens in this movie! It’s not boring.

I actually thought Hardwicke did a really good job at the helm. The werewolf scenes are actually pretty cool in this one, and the celebration scene, the feast where the villagers celebrate the “death” of the werewolf, was surprisingly erotic and reminded me of something you’d see in THE WICKER MAN (1973).

A lot has been made of the weak story, but I found the story pretty darn interesting, and I enjoyed the screenplay by David Johnson.  He also wrote ORPHAN, which was one of my favorite movies from 2009. I thought the mystery regarding the identity of the werewolf really worked here. The story does a good job of keeping you guessing. Nearly everyone Valerie comes in contact with is a suspect.

Speaking of Valerie, that’s another reason this movie is better than TWILIGHT. RED RIDING HOOD has Amanda Seyfried in the lead role. Seyfried, who we saw in CHLOE (2009) is beautiful, and she’s amazing to watch. She projects such a strong sexuality to her roles, she’s almost hypnotic. I could watch her act all day.

The rest of the cast is also very good. Gary Oldman as the tyrannical werewolf hunter Solomon – so driven he wears silver fingernails—provides his usual stellar performance. It’s nothing we haven’t seen him do before, but he’s damn good at it!

I thought both Shiloh Fernandez as Peter and Max Irons as Henry were very likeable. They were certainly more enjoyable to watch than Edward the vampire and the buff shirtless werewolf, Jacob, from the TWILIGHT series.

Julie Christie was excellent as grandmother, as were Billy Burke (Bella’s dad from TWILIGHT) as Valerie’s dad and Virginia Madsen (THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT (2009)] as her mom. Lukas Haas also stood out as Father Auguste, the young priest who at first admires Solomon but soon grows wary of his overzealous methods. I was really surprised by how interesting all these characters were.

Now, the werewolf itself— yes, it’s CGI created, and no, it’s not quite as good as what we saw in THE WOLFMAN (2010), but it is much better than the cutesy creatures we saw in TWILIGHT. This werewolf is even a little scary, and to be honest, in a story like this, based on the Red Riding Hood fairy tale, the look of beast works.

A talking werewolf could have been incredibly awful, but its mouth doesn’t move, and so it doesn’t play like a character in a kids’ movie.

I also really enjoyed the music score by Alex Heffes and Brian Reitzell. It was lively, haunting, and erotic, all in the right places.

RED RIDING HOOD is not hardcore horror. But it is an entertaining well-made movie that tells a compelling story about a monstrous werewolf terrorizing a medieval village, has likeable characters, provides a decent mystery, and sports above-average special effects. I like a good werewolf story, and as werewolves stories go, RED RIDING HOOD is excellent.

—-END—

© Copyright 2011 by Michael Arruda

CKF Coming Attractions: March 2011!

Posted in 2011, Aliens, Coming Attractions, Werewolf Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 1, 2011 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT
COMING ATTRACTIONS: March 2011
by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares

(The Scene: The streets of Los Angeles. Pandemonium is everywhere. People are running through the streets. Military vehicles and soldiers are firing into the sky, and giant alien spaceships are returning the favor. The camera pans to the window of a coffee shop, and through the window we go inside, with the camera settling on MICHAEL ARRUDA and L.L. SOARES at a table drinking coffee.)

MA (looking out window):  Yep, it looks like yet another alien invasion. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of this storyline. We just had SKYLINE (2010) and MONSTERS (2010) last year.

LS:  Those are just two movies. How can you be tired of a storyline after two movies?

MA:  I guess because I didn’t like either movie.

LS:  That’s because you have no taste. MONSTERS was one of the better movies of 2010.

MA:  Anyway, before we get to this latest invasion, from BATTLE: LOS ANGELES, which opens March 11, we have to cover a couple of other movies. The first is THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU (2011) which opens on March 4.

THE ADUSTMENT BUREAU is a thriller starring Matt Damon about a secret group of men in suits who control our destiny, and it involves a love affair between a politician and a ballerina. In short, this one sounds plain stupid, and I don’t have high hopes for it.

(Outside the window, a politician and a ballerina run by, pursued by a group of men in suits, in fast motion.)

MA:  That’s what I’m talking about.

Anyway, I like Matt Damon a lot, but I’m not sure if his presence alone will be able to save what looks to be a troubled production. Rumor has it that this one has gone through multiple rewrites and delayed release dates.

It’s written and directed by George Nolfi, who wrote THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM (2007) and the Michael Douglas thriller THE SENTINEL (2006), which a lot of people didn’t like, but I thought it was pretty good. THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU is based on a Philip K. Dick short story called “Adjustment Team” so it does have this in its favor.

LS:  I’m a big Philip K. Dick fan. Some good movies have been based on his work, especially BLADE RUNNER (1982). But there have been bad movies adapted from his stories as well. THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU looks pretty boring to me. And I’m not a big Matt Damon fan.

MA:  Okay, moving on to what promises to be perhaps the biggest release of March, BATTLE:  LOS ANGELES (2011). This one’s got a very stylish trailer, and it’s about yet another battle between humans and aliens. I generally like this storyline, but I’m getting tired of it. I certainly hope this one delivers the goods.

It does have a good cast, which includes Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, and Bridget Moynahan. This is one that I certainly WANT to like, but a lot will depend on how well the story is written. I’m sure it’ll look great with smooth special effects, but whether a film makes that jump to the next level often depends on the strength of its story.

LS:  You’re right, though, that it looks an awful lot like another movie we saw recently, SKYLINE. If we judge the movie on its trailer, BATTLE LOS ANGELES looks very similar. I hope that’s not the case. I hope it gives us something different.

MA:  Also coming out on March 11 is RED RIDING HOOD (2011). I had absolutely no interest in this one. I mean, who wants to see a movie about Little Red Riding Hood?

(Three little pigs run by the coffee shop window, pursued by a big, bad wolf.)

MA:  I guess it could be worse.

Anyway, I wasn’t into seeing this one at all, until that is I saw its trailer, which I have to admit has piqued my interest, and has me actually looking forward to seeing this one now. The movie looks pretty cool. It’s got some impressive photography and makes great use of the color red, at least in the trailer, anyway.

Amanda Seyfried who I like a lot is playing the lead role, Valerie, aka Red Riding Hood. We saw her in CHLOE (2009) and JENNIFER’S BODY (2009). And Gary Oldman is on hand as Father Solomon, and he looks to be a nasty werewolf hunter.

In spite of the fact that the movie is named RED RIDING HOOD, it looks like an atmospheric werewolf movie, one that I’m looking forward to seeing. I guess this really shouldn’t come as a surprise, since LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, the fairy tale, really is a werewolf story, too.

It’s written by David Johnson, who also wrote the screenplay for ORPHAN (2009), a movie I liked a lot. The only knock on this one is it’s directed by Catherine Hardwicke. What’s the knock?  Well, she directed TWILIGHT (2008).

(Bella and Edward run by the window. LS & MA break window and start hurling donuts at the fleeing couple.)

LS:  The trailer looks interesting, but it also looks like the werewolf is a teenager. It looks like yet another variation on the TWILIGHT concept. So I’m not that interested. Even though I do like Seyfried and Oldman.

On March 18 we’ll be reviewing PAUL (2011). At first, I thought it was the new movie by Edgar Wright, who gave us SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) and HOT FUZZ (2007). But Wright is nowhere around. It’s directed by Greg Motolla, who also directed SUPERBAD (2007). But the stars, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, were also the stars of SHAUN and FUZZ.

PAUL is a movie about a couple of idiots who pick up an alien named Paul, who has escaped from the legendary Area 51. The character of Paul is CGI and looks like he could get a bit cutesy as the movie goes on. However, this one is rated R, so maybe it will surprise us and not be as silly as the trailer suggests.

MA:  Yeah, I loved SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and I’m looking forward to PAUL.

That being said, the trailer didn’t blow me away by any means. It didn’t look as funny as I thought it would be. I hope there are funnier jokes in the movie than in the trailer.

LS:  And we’ll finish the month with SUCKER PUNCH (2011) which opens on March 25. This one’s about a girl sent to a sanitarium who escapes into a fantasy world. Except it looks like some of the other patients join her in this world, where they have a quest that will lead them to freedom. SUCKER PUNCH is directed by Zack Snyder, who gave us the so-so remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004), as well as the comic book movies, 300 (2006) and WATCHMEN (2009). He’s made interesting enough films so far that I want to give SUCKER PUNCH a chance, even though the trailer didn’t wow me.

MA:  I’ve got mixed feelings about this one. I mean, the trailer’s pretty good, and the story looks fairly interesting, but if the action scenes don’t hold up, this one could be a disappointment. The story of girls in an institution using an alternate reality as a coping strategy doesn’t do much for me. It seems kinda lame. This one might be a mixed bag.

And yes, the fact that it’s directed by Zack Snyder is a plus.

Well, this about wraps things up here.

LS:  Yes, it does. (to audience):  We’ll see all of you in March at the movies!

(MA & LS pay the bill, then exit restaurant. On the street, they watch the horde of screaming fleeing people run by them. They look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then join the running and screaming crowd, disappearing into the night.)

—END—

CHLOE

Posted in 2010, Art Movies, Campy Movies, LL Soares Reviews, Remakes with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2010 by knifefighter

CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: CHLOE
By L. L. Soares

(THE SCENE: a diner. LL SOARES sits at a table near the back. A blonde woman sits down across from him)

BLONDE: Do you have the pictures.

LS: Sure (takes out a large envelope)

(He spreads out several photographs across the table top. They are all of a man golfing)

BLONDE: What’s this? You were supposed to get me evidence that he was cheating.

LS: Nope. No cheating. He’s just been golfing.

BLONDE: Dammit (Gets up from the table) I could have sworn he was cheating on me.

(She pays him and leaves, not even bothering to take the photos with her. LS puts them back in the envelope)

(Cell phone rings)

LS: Oh hi. Yep, I did damage control. Now what about that party you were going to invite me to? (LAUGHS)

(MICHAEL ARRUDA enters and sits down at his table)

MA: Who were you talking to?

LS: Nobody. It’s about time you got here.

MA: I wasn’t able to see the movie this week. It was only playing a week in my town, and it’s already gone. Looks like you’re going to have to do this one alone.

LS: No problem.  A lot of times I feel like I’m reviewing these things alone, anyway.

MA:  I wish I could say that!

(WAITRESS COMES OVER)

LS: Order some breakfast. I’ve got a movie to review.

CHLOE is the new movie by Atom Egoyan – an arthouse staple and the filmmaker responsible for such quirky films as THE ADJUSTOR (1991) and EXOTICA (1994), as well as one Oscar-nominated film, THE SWEET HEREAFTER (1997).

He’s also dabbled in horror themes a few times, including FELICIA’S JOURNEY (1999), featuring Bob Hoskins as a caterer who watches videos of his mom’s old cooking show when he’s not trying to lure women into a lethal trap.

MA: So is CHLOE a horror movie?

LS: Not really. If anything, I think it would fall into the “quirky” category. But you did say you wanted me to review it for some reason.

MA: I said I wanted US to review it, because it sounded like a cool movie.  It just didn’t last long enough for me to catch it.  Anyway, go on.

LS: CHLOE is a remake of a French film called NATHALIE (2003) starring Emmanuelle Beart.  And it’s kind of a variation on FATAL ATTRACTION (1987), but without the boiling bunny. The storyline is actually very simple.

MA:  No boiling bunny?  How horrible!

LS:  Catherine Stewart (Julianne Moore) thinks that her husband David (Liam Neeson) is having an affair. Devestated by this realization, she desperately wants to catch him in the act. That’s where Chloe (Amanda Seyfried) comes in.  Chloe is a young call girl who works in the neighborhood where Catherine, a gynecologist, has her practice. She often stares out the window between patients, watching Chloe going about her daily routine.

After David misses his surprise birthday party under suspicious circumstances, Catherine goes to the nightclub where Chloe meets customers and hires her to seduce her husband. Actually, she doesn’t want  it to go as far as sex – she just wants Chloe to temp David and prove that he’s interested in other women. Catherine pays her and waits for the results.

Chloe goes to the diner where David has his breakfast each day, and asks for the sugar. They exchange glances, and Chloe later reports to Catherine that he did indeed take the bait, but is taking it slow, because he says he’s a married man. Catherine hires Chloe to meet with her husband a second time. This time Chloe relates a story of increases intimiacy, and sex in the back room of a greenhouse.

Meanwhile, a kind of sexual chemistry begins to stir between Catherine and Chloe. As Chloe tells her stories of sexual encounters, Catherine feels a strange connection with the husband she loves, but whom she feels has drifted away from her after so many years of marriage. The connection between them is Chloe. But as things get more heated, Catherine retreats, and says that she doesn’t want to continue their arrangement.

That’s when things get complicated. Chloe doesn’t want to let go and is hurt that she is suddenly being dismissed from the case. She begins a relationship with Catherine’s teenage son Michael (Max Theiriot), to stay close to Catherine, and things just get creepier from there. And there are a few unsettling revelations as the story unfolds.

The acting is very good. Julianne Moore is always an extremely watchable actress. And Neeson, who has a rather thankless role, does what he can with it. Seyfried continues to impress. Her career has mostly been in television so far, in shows like VERONICA MARS and HBO’s BIG LOVE. But she gave a stand-out performance in JENNIFER’S BODY (mostly because she acted circles around Megan Fox), and is actually on the edge of real stardom with mainstream films like the recent love story, DEAR JOHN Her acting career continues to bloom, and CHLOE certainly doesn’t do anything to stop that momentum. But CHLOE is a small, indie film, that only got limited release, so it’s not going to do a lot to increase her exposure, either.

(MEGAN FOX is sitting at a nearby table and taps on the formica loudly)

FOX: Come on now. I am a GREAT actress. How dare you say otherwise.

LS: Well, I will admit I’m a fan. I’m just not sure it’s for your acting.

FOX (waves statue): Look, I even got an Oscar.

LS (eyes bulge): Where did you get that?

FOX: I stole it! But I’ll win one of my own soon enough. TRANSFORMERS III will be out before you know it.

MA: Enough chatting with the other customers. Back to the review.

LS: Sure thing, bossy. There is a real heat between Moore and Seyfried in this movie, though, and those sexual sparks are exactly what make this movie work. The script isn’t exactly a work of art.  As you watch CHLOE, you’ll find the plot twists predictable, and the dialogue often absurd. There are key scenes that come off as almost silly, and this is no doubt why many critics gave it negative reviews when it first came out.

However, I saw CHLOE as kind of a guilty pleasure. It certainly isn’t Egoyan at his most profound, but it’s a lot of fun. It didn’t matter that the script wasn’t always convincing, the actors take this flawed material and run with it, making it very entertaining.  Since this one is probably gone from most theaters at this point, I’ll have to suggest people check it out on DVD when it comes out. It’s not brilliant, but you might get a kick out of it. I know I did.

MA: I just ordered us some pie. You wanted blueberry, right?

LS: Sure.

(AGENT DALE COOPER looks up from his cup of coffee)

COOPER: The pie here is wonderful. I haven’t had any this good since I left Twin Peaks.

LS: Well, our time is up. I guess I’ll take that pie to go.

MA: Until next week! See you then.

LS: Maybe next week you’ll actually see the movie.

-END-

© Copyright 2010 by L.L. Soares

JENNIFER’S BODY (Out Now on DVD)

Posted in 2009, Hot Chick Movies, LL Soares Reviews with tags , , , , , , , on January 5, 2010 by knifefighter

JENNIFER’S BODY (SOLO REVIEW) by L.L. Soares

(This movie just came out on DVD and Blue Ray. The following review was written at the time of its theatrical release – LS)


I guess I’m one of the people who actually believe the hype about Megan Fox being one of the hottest women on the planet, but I couldn’t bring myself to go see those TRANSFORMERS movies she was in. This sounded a little more up my alley, an R-rated horror movie with Fox in the lead.

It wasn’t a great movie by any stretch, but it was fun. Fox plays Jennifer, a cheerleader type (although she doesn’t seem to have any cheerleader friends) who looks like a full-grown woman, and whose only real friend, Needy (Amanda Seyfriend) is a total nerd. When they go to see a demonic indie rock band, Jennifer is transformed into a succubus (the band tries to sacrifice her, but she isn’t a virgin) , who then goes on a killing rampage, mostly targeting all the jerks at school. Needy figures out the truth and tries to stop her best friend from turning the school into an abbatoir.

It’s not the most clever plot ever conceived (and writers Skipp and Spector did a way better version of the demonic rock band thing in their 1983 novel THE SCREAM), but the acting is likable enough. Fox isn’t exactly Helen Mirren in the acting department, but she isn’t totally awful and she looks so good, it doesn’t matter that much. And she was believable enough as a sexy killer demon. Amanda Seyfried takes up the slack in what is easily the best acting role in the movie, as Jennifer’s best friend. Most of the rest of the cast, including J.K. Simmons in a cameo as a sensitive teacher with a hook hand, is also pretty good.

If there’s one weak link, it’s the script by Diablo Cody (who wrote the much praised JUNO). Like most non-horror people who decide to go “slumming” in the genre, she wallows in the same clichés that a true fan of horror would have avoided. Her famous witty comments might have worked well when Ellen Page was spouting them in JUNO (even then, they didn’t always seem genuine), but here they mostly fall flat, showing just how mediocre her writing really is. With a better script, this could have been a truly subversive and interesting flick. But as is, it’s just so-so.

I also found it dismaying that it’s rated R, yet the only thing that earns the rating is the language. There’s no nudity, and the gore is pretty restrained. So much for true transgression.

It’s got flaws, but it’s a fun little flick. If you dig the idea of Megan Fox playing a succubus, check it out.

© Copyright 2009 by L.L. Soares

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