Quick Cuts: COWBOYS & ALIENS ….AND…… (Part 4 of 4)
QUICK CUTS – COWBOYS & ALIENS……AND…..
Part 4 of 4
(“Quick Cuts” created by Michael Arruda)
With the recent release of COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011), a movie with a title that includes two seemingly unrelated groups, we here at Cinema Knife Fight decided to get creative.
We asked out panel to come up with some other seemingly unrelated groups, put them together to make a movie title, and then write a brief synopsis of the movie’s (or movies’) plot.
Here’s what they came up with:
From L.L. SOARES:
PIRATES & PORN – Wherein Johnny Depp becomes the biggest actor in adult cinema.
GANGSTER & GHOULS – The mob means business when they catch corpse-eating ghouls munching on their recently deceased don.
WEREWOLVES & WEINERS – A politician sends out his naked photo over the internet, but the scary part is, it reveals he’s a werewolf!
PREACHERS & PIRANHAS – Televangelists swimming in an angel-shaped pool suddenly realize that someone filled the water with flesh-eating pirahnas! Oh no!
© Copyright 2011 by L.L. Soares