Quick Cuts: COWBOYS & ALIENS….AND… (Part 3 of 4)
QUICK CUTS – COWBOYS & ALIENS……AND…..
Part 3 of 4
(“Quick Cuts” created by Michael Arruda)
With the recent release of COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011), a movie with a title that includes two seemingly unrelated groups, we here at Cinema Knife Fight decided to get creative.
We asked out panel to come up with some other seemingly unrelated groups, put them together to make a movie title, and then write a brief synopsis of the movie’s (or movies’) plot.
Here’s what they came up with:
From MICHAEL ARRUDA:
ZITS AND ZOMBIES- Teenagers with severe acne face off against flesh eating zombies, complete with a zit-popping finale!
COUGARS AND WEREWOLVES- Divorced women hunt down young werewolf hunks for mates.
VAMPIRES AND VIRGINS – In this follow-up to the TWILIGHT series, teen male vampires date teen female virgins, promise not to have sex with them, and then whine and brood over making the promise.
MUMMIES AND DUMMIES- A ventriloquist’s dummy with a mind of its own resurrects Kharis the Mummy, and the two write and produce their own Broadway musical. Includes the songs “Mummies and Dummies,” “Tanna Leaves for Two,” “Bedtime for the Bannings,” and “Thanks for the Memories, George Zucco.”
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS –Two seemingly opposing groups, in public, they hate each other’s guts and refuse to agree on even the most minute matters, but in private they enjoy ice cream socials and Poker Night every Friday, while hitting “Like” on each other’s Facebook’s posts incessantly.
© Copyright 2011 by Michael Arruda